imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via dutchster)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via trust)

Good luck to this gem today on her first test of nursing school! #tbt since I finally got the picture

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via trust)

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg, via trust)